The skeletal nun in the second floor window is named Nathasha. The talking skeletal butler in the window by the door is named Barron. The peepers in the third floor dormer are Larry, Mo and Curly. The giant pink glowing spider in the middle of the webbed yard is Aragog and the one on the porch is Henrietta (and all the little glowing ones are their countless offspring). There is a moaning, flying phantom over the door who's eyes glow red and gets aggrivated when people walk up the steps.
I'm thinking we've got a sitcom going here, sort of like the the Adams family.