Here's a snippet:
Do you have underwear that you hate? Steve doesn’t. In fact, the concept is foreign to him. He doesn’t understand that my underwear drawer is it’s own society with differing levels of hierarchy. Some of my underwear is ivy league and some of it is on food stamps.
It begins at the top. and so shall we…
The Holy Grail -
your favorite underwear…they don’t ride up or crawl down, they don’t squeeze you in an unflattering way, they hold everything in just the right way and you smile when you open the drawer and they are there! You would never wear these panties during your period…for fear of ruining them.