"My butt hurts."
"So does mine. I did a lot of exercise while you were gone."
"So did I. The hotel gym was open 24 hours, but that's not what I mean. I think my butt is bruised. I mean my tail bone."
"Bruised from what?"
"From sitting too long. It all started when we were at that restaurant two weeks ago when we sat too long on those hard chairs."
"Those were hard chairs."
"I just don't have enough padding back there."
"That's a good problem to have."
"Maybe, but it doesn't feel so great right now."