Mr. Baatard asked me to reveal what HP stands for. I won't tell. It's something that only my sorority sisters know. Isn't that annoying? Fraternal organizations have secret rituals, handshakes, and symbolic meanings. I add one more thing to that list: the origin and meaning of my nickname. You can guess all you want. I won't even acknowledge if you get it correct. The only thing I will reveal is that the HP is not the initials for Hewlett-Packard. I have no affiliation with that company or their products. Although, I still have a trusty, blue Hewlett-Packard calculator that I bought in high school. It is still working, only on its second battery, after twenty years.
Mr. Baatard was close with one of his guesses. Here is his list:
Howard Phillips (Lovecraft)?
Homosexual Panic? (I thought I should insert some tie-in to your post)
I trust that my sorority sisters who read this will not reveal my nickname.